u must play,
> or a man will appear by your bed
> with a knife and will kill you.
> The only way to save your life
> is to pick the condom that
> represents your love life.
> Oh, by the way,
> do not ignore this
> because if you do,
> He will come at the time of 2:16 A.M.
> (Yes, that is in the morning.)
> and Kill you.
>

>
> Clear Condom:
> Just broke up with someone, or they
> broke up with you,
> but still have feelings for them.
>
>
> Blue condom:
> Single, looking For the right
someone,
> but hating being single!
>
> Orange Condom:
> Taken and about to break up.
>

> Pink Condom:
> Single.
>

> Green condom:
> Taken & truely in love with the
> person.
>

> Purple Condom:
> Taken and confused about what's going
> wrong with your relationship.
>

> Trojan Condom:
> Like someone who doesn't like you
> back.
>

> Tye-dye Condom:
> Just taken... and confused ?? about
> stuff

>
> Red Condom:
> If your a ninja.
>

> Black Condom:
> Single and like someone, but confused
> as to whether they like you back or
> not.

>
> Teal Condom:
> Like someone who likes you back,
> but not going out yet.
>
>
> Broken Condom:
> she's pregnant
>
> Yellow condom:
> you like someone who's dating someone
> else but you flirt a lot with them
and
> they flirt back
>



> No Condom:
> Your tired of bulletins involving
> random multi-colored objects, and if
a
> man appears by my bed with a knife,
> ill shoot the mutha fucker & watch
> that asshole bleed to death